narn


to take a non-legitimate sick day – the action one takes when one has the sh-ts with work.
my boss is a complete tard so i was forced to narn.
not a real n-gg-
narn:when everybody know this person just don’t keep it real at all times and can’t be trusted.
a word used to describe someone you are jealous of but is taken in a derogatory fashion.
it is tended to be used by those who are intellectually challenged.
person 1: you’re a narn
person 2: oh, thanks honey!
a noise one makes while masticating soft, chewy foods.
these jellybeans are delicious. -narn-
a term used to insult or demean a person after they have stated the obvious.

boy-“hey is the sky blue?”

girl-“narn you r-t-rd, of course its blue.”

derived from the word narnia
a noise made by dogs who are feeling particularly loving and happy.
my pet dog was relaxed, and narned when i was affectionate to him.

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