narnia
when your so deep in the p-ssy you don’t even know where your d-ck is
man last night i went all narnia on her
a magical land created by c.s. lewis. populated by talking animals and mythical creatures, and sometimes visited by humans.
“where were you?”
“oh, i just skipped off through the wardrobe for a quick visit to narnia.”
a place so far in the closet, justin bieber isn’t even there.
narnia…a place so far in the closet, justin bieber isn’t even there.
someone who is in narnia is someone who is so gay that everyone around him/her knows it… yet they still dont admit it.
he’s so far in the closet he’s found narnia.
the middle of f-cking nowhere;extremely out of the way from everything else
my house is so out of the way from everything else, i might as well live in f-cking narnia!
an awesome place thats in the chronicals of narnia books.
i wish i could go to narnia!
anyone who says that narnia is gay or is a p-n-s has no life.
narnia is the best god d-mn place a kid could visit. better then disney land. this magical land is believed to be complete bull sh-t, only because it is known as fantasy in our world. any person who says they swore they have been in narnia is telling the truth, yet no one will ever believe them. in the magical land of narnia, animals can talk, and magic is real. the end.
false = “dude, i just visited narnia yesterday, god d-mn it was awesome.”
true =
lary- “you guys, i just visited a place called narnia yesterday! the animels could talk!”
joe – “sure you did, and pigs can fly.”
the place that you go when your really f-cked up. not just f-cked up but “sh-t hammered” “-ss mangled” drunk. so drunk that when you get home you just sit down in silence and stare into oblivion(narnia). your soo “turbo-wastiod” that you barely even scrounge up the brain cells to say “smell my fingers”. welcome to narnia.
luke: i can’t believe we went to narnia last nite bro
keith: i know man they should burn that place to the ground, to bad it always on fire anyway.
luke: you’re right dude, i did things in narnia that make the holocaust look like a garden club.
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