narwhale juice


the juice of a narwhale, which is a bad-ss, underwater unicorn. said juice can grant the ability to be s-xy as h-ll, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. one time use grants a life of insane amazingness.
dude: wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!

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