nasal blasm
a nasal blasm is when you are about to sneeze, and someone says or does something that makes you look up and accidentally sneeze directly into their face.
bob- “hey, bill”
bill- ::startled sneeze in bob’s facehole::
bill- “…sorry about the nasal blasm, dude. did you want something?”
bob- “…maybe a tissue and a bottle of bleach.”
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