Nasca
any person or animal of a rotund nature normally due to incessant consumption of food (including chocolate fro-yo, which is conducive to nascan survival);
pr-ne to semi-frequent “oops” and an occasional waddle;
characterized by an ashy surface texture and squaggly hair (as one might -ssociate with that of buffaloes);
“yo, you see that fat b-tch tryin’ to run? he’s quite the nasca!”
“oop! my skin needs some lubriderm,” said the nasca
“yo that nasca really rounds out that pull over”
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