NASCAR and chill
like netflix and chill, but for rednecks on sundays. it means that you are going to go over to your partners house and f-ck with nascar in the background.
woman: what ya wanna do after church?
man: nascar and chill.
(note: use of this phrase is not a guarantee of s-xual activity or satisfaction. sometimes it can just mean the man wants to be left alone to watch nascar. )
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