NASCAR Wife
a woman who is completely subservient to her redneck husband. she will follow her husband to any nascar or other racing event and allow her husband to beat her, whether drunk or sober. despite the fact that he beats her, she will stay with him, claiming that she really loves him. in reality, she is just afraid to be without him. they can be found at walmart or any nascar event.
what’s with the black eye? you’re a nascar wife, aren’t you. you really need to get help.
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