Nashtarded
one who becomes incapable of carrying on a normal conversation due to the need to blurt out random words, usually the names of professional athletes.
1)”yeah, i asked what time he wanted to go to the gym and he answered: uh…mickey morandini.”
“yeah, he’s nashtarded.”
2)my roomate is nashtarded.
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