Nashville Bathtub
an act performed by a prost-tute or hooker, typically for a very high price. the lady or gentleman of the night will place you in the driver’s seat of your car, encase you in whiskey-flavored jello-o, and lock you inside. typical rates for a nashville bathtub generally run anywhere from $200-$1,000, depending on the size of your vehicle and the professional caliber of your companion.
my wife left me because she could smell the evidence of the nashville bathtub i did in her altima.
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