nasty mattress
an ugly disgusting bedbug/c-m/blood/p-ss/sh-t covered mattress left on the curbside and a parkdale,toronto pair of r-t-rds who named their band after said discarded mattresses and use them as billboards to spread their bandname spraying such slogans as -i did your mom on a…/leave a dna sample on a…/maintain erections on a…etc
my god man -look at that nasty mattress all covered in p-ss stains and bedbugs -thats serious nasty
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