nasty pingu
a naasty pingu, nap, for short is when you are hackin’ your wood and pingu walks in on you. pingu starts tooting like crazy at you so you put your wood in his mouth so your mum won’t hear you. he toots even harder and you find out it is the best way to hack wood.
dude, i just took the longest nap yesterday. nasty pingu really toots me dry.
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