nate
a s-xual action performed by a man that involves having heteros-xual relations and -j-c-l-t-ng vertically into one’s own mouth, instead of onto or into the female. also can be done as a solo -j-c-l-t–n move.
1. guy 1: “yo, i definitely pulled a nate last night, shot it right into my mouth, she had no idea what was going on!”
guy 2: “man i’ve got to try that, but how’s the taste?”
2. that girl was so nasty, i blacked in before i came, luckily i still had enough time to pull out and pull a nate
3. so i’m j.o.’ing last night and yawned right as i came, landed right in my mouth. i think it was the first unintentional pulling a nate ever.
another word for “n-gg-r” that white people can call black people freely without getting their -sses kicked.
jamal you dirty nate. you stole my car and f-cked my sister.
someone who m-st-rb-t-s in computer cl-ss and claims the didn’t do it. can also be used as a verb to say someone was doing this. also when it is said, you usually clap your hands to simulate the tapping sound
parents: “so how is nate doing in cl-ss?”
computer teacher: “he jerks off all the time!”
josh: “why did chris get in trouble?”
mike: “he was caught nating in cl-ss!”
northern california slang meaning “h-m-s-xual”.
nate is what nate does.
verb. getting extremely emotional and over the top angry about any situation, no matter how pointless.
he was fine until he started getting nate about the situation.
a guy that appears to be sweet and nice but is really a douchebag.
a guy that leads on girls.
jacky: girly, what’s wrong?
nell: i just broke up with my boy friend.
jacky: he was a nate, don’t worry about it!
someone who can’t drive very well and has a terrible time trying to park. cannot park between the lines. also, is very clumsy. trips while walking and drops/breaks things constantly.
“look at how that guy parked, taking up two spots. he is such a nate.” “that idiot just pulled out right in front of me. what a nate.”
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