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national bestfriend day

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• yalrite

  a combination of the 3 words you, all and alright after the bus driver drove over the speed b-mp while speeding, we all jumped then hit our heads and the bus driver says “yalrite” ( you all alright.)

• dick whiffle

  a person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a d-ck to anyone who doesn’t believe in there false sense of importance. jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this d-ck whiffle needs a f-cking break.

• foof it

  when you take a sh-t i just took a sh-t, go foof it

• cupcake nation

  college students needing “safe sp-ces”, ” comfort animals”, and shelter from what is happening in the real world. they refuse to acknowledge any view point that differs from their own. the cupcake nation refuses to acknowledge that donald trump is now president of the united states.

• flipping it north

  when you get an erection at an inappropriate time and you have to tuck it into the waistband of your pants. dude, i just got a huge b-n-r from that hot -ss that walked by…i’m flipping it north

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