national diarrhea day
national diarrhea day is a day to celebrate the lava flow coming from your b-tthole. we have all experienced the pleasures of an upside down volcano before. so now is the time to celebrate this great holiday with your friends and families! spread the word of national diarrhea day so more people can celebrate together!
friend 1: “hey! , wanna come to our national diarrhea day party? we’re gonna play brown dodgeball in celebration!”
friend 2: “sure man! that sounds lit, i just had explosive diarrhea this morning!”
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