National Honor Society


an organization that is supposed to honor high school students for their academic achievements, community service, leadership, and character. however, this has greatly changed in the present day, as it essentially honors students that the teachers of the school like for any reason at all.
girl one: did you hear that sally got into national honor society?
girl two: yeah! it’s only cause the nhs sponsor is her basketball coach, and she always wears short skirts to his cl-ss.
girl one: i know, right? i didn’t get in. but whatever, let’s go study calculus, feed the homeless, and create an organization to end world hunger!
girl two: i didn’t get in either. but sounds like fun! let’s go!

guy one: did you hear that billy got into national honor society?
guy two: shut up, i’m trying to do my ap physics, only one more problem until i’ve completed all the work for the semester.
guy one: holy cr-p! did you get into nhs?
guy two: no, i don’t play sports, i don’t have time after volunteering in my community, getting a 4.0gpa, and being a mentor to underprivileged children in africa.
guy one: that sucks, man!

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