National Swag Day
national swag day is an extra swagged up day that occurs every november 15th. put on some swag dust, puff your chest out, and walk real slow because this day is the freshest day of the year.
brennan “yo dude are you ready for the best holiday of the year?”
andres: “you mean the freshest day of the year?”
brennan: “yeah! national swag day is tomorrow bro!”
andres: “of course my n-gg-, you know my swag is on everyday.”
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