Natural Light


cheap, tasteless beer created for underage drinkers who wanna get wasted.
hey, i bought some natty light for the party tonight.
the beer of choice for college students.
“do you have natural light on tap?”
quite possibly the worst beer ever made. hardly even qualifies as beer. a good beer to get sh-tfaced on after you’re already too drunk to realize it tastes like p-ss. very popular for beer pong. also known as ‘natty’.
the distinct aroma of natural light is of p-ss and motor oil.
a cheap beer that generally tastes like p-ss that cheap b-st-rds bring to a party.
dude we really gotta stop inviting shawn to our parties, everyone else brings great home brewed beers and all he can muster is a f-ckin cooler of natural light that never even gets touched cause he drinks all the good beer and no one else wants that sh-t.
the official beer of hicksville, also known as natty’s or natty light.
yo man, lets go to that party they have natural light.
also known as “natty light”

the only beer that’s over 75% water, completely tasteless, and is only good for underage drinkers who think they’re cool cause over ten gets you seemingly wasted.

most commonly known to high schoolers as “p-ssy beer”
yo can you get me a natty?
a what???
you know, natty; a natural light duh!
nahh man that beer is for p-ss-es! let’s take shots!
that stuff that wakes you up in the mornings
which tw-t turned the natural light on? was it you again, g-d?

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