Naughty Knot
when two individuals engage in oral s-x and the beard of the gentleman tangles itself with the pubic hair of the woman. usually acheived while in the s-xual position of sesenta nueve, that’s 69 for all you non-hispanics.
“ouch!” screamed gertrude…
“whats wrong?” leonard asked.
“i think have ourselves a naughty knot” she replied.
some hairy b-tches never learn.
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