Naughty Turducken


a naughty t-rducken is the s-xual act of putting a small rodent, such as a gerbil, hamster, or mouse, into your r-ct-m. when you want to get the rodent out, you send a small cat in there to get it. when the cat gets stuck you have to send a small dog in there to get the cat. you now have 3 different animals in your colon, hence, completing the naughty t-rducken.
the boys at omega alpha zed decided to give steve his first naughty t-rducken. they first jammed a mouse into his -ss, the cat chased the mouse in, so now they have to use the neighborhood dog to get the cat and mouse out.

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