Nauru
nauru is the world’s smallest independent republic. it is a protectorate of australia, and it’s economy is based largely on the vanishing phosphate mines. food is largely imported from australia and india. there is a very low crime rate, but with the introduction of fire arms and guns the island, people have become increasingly criminal.
nauru is the greatest country on the planet!
clearly one of the best countries in the world. from its one airplane to its 97% obesity rate, nauru is pretty much the sh-t. got diabetes? no worries. so does everyone else on the island. also note that it has the world’s best international soccer team, with a 100% win percentage.
friend: yo where are you from?
me: nauru
friend: sh-ttttt
nauru is the world’s smallest independent republic. it is a protectorate of australia, and it’s economy is based largely on the vanishing phosphate mines. food is largely imported for australia and india. there is a very low crime rate, but with the introduction of fire arms and guns the island, people have become increasingly criminal.
nauru is the greatest country in the world!
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