naval academy

a place that breeds the finest d-mn good ol’ american boys known to man. these are the kind of people who every father is proud to have as a son and every mother wants their daughter to marry. midshipman are all incredibly smart and technically savy people with rock hard bodies and morals that would make a preacher proud. they are groomed for success and affluence and graduating means that they can write their ticket just about anywhere. everything is a compet-tion to them- especially sports, getting women, and drinking. the food at usna has special chemicals that make your d-ck bigger so these already hung f-cks can lay more pipe than a plumber. these salty b-st-rds can drink even the most thirsty frat boys under the table and know how to show women a good time both in and out of the sack. basically, midshipman are what willis was talking about and the personification of charlie sheen’s “winning”.
example 1:
civillian frat boy p-ssy with girlfriend: hey man, i bet i can beat you in beer pong.
midshipman: i bet you don’t even know how to grip a football. you’re on. -in. bounce.-
civillian frat boy p-ssy with girlfriend: lucky shot. -rim. air-ball-
midshipman: my turn -in. in. b-lls back. in. in. girlfriend of frat boy starts unbuckling the mid’s pants and leads him to the laundry room.-
civillian frat boy p-ssy that used to have a girlfriend: man, he’s good…

example 2:
welcome to the naval academy. ladies, commence ovulation.
where people go when they can’t get a nomination to the air force academy.
-“where do you go to school?”
-“the naval academy”
-“oh – i thought the air force did your job now.”