navel-gazer


one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.
bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) navel-gazer.

if mr. bill wasn’t such a navel-gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.
self-absorbed narcissist.
what a bunch of navelgazers – all they ever talk about is themselves!
a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.
dudley dursley from the harry potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer

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