naviguesser
noun – a person similar to a navigator, but who has either no idea of how to get to where one is going or only a vague idea, and they therefore attempt to give directions that are very bad or completely wrong.
can also be used as a verb – navigeussing
matt and jim were trying to drive from la to ventura, but end up heading towards bakersfield:
jim “did we miss the turn of for the 101? i thought you were paying attention to the signs.”
matt “um, i thought we take the 5 all the way up.
jim “good job naviguesser, can’t you use mapquest?”
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