Navved
to be navigationally owned. when the driver of a car brings great shame upon himself and his family by taking a wrong turn or getting lost on a journey.
jeremy: i say hubert you have taken the wrong turning back to the manor old chum.
hubert: balderdash!
jeremy: you got navved. you f-cking noob!
short for navigationly owned. when someone gets lost or takes the wrong route whilst driving. navigational ownage can result in deep shame for the navved individual.
john: wtf man why did you take a left, the owl sanctuary is up there on the right.
simon: sorry i thought it was up here next to gnome world…
john: shut the f-ck up man you got navved.
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