Navy Cracker


a white old f-gbag that likes to tell old tales from his navy years.
“once i captured the ol’golliath octopus in der river.”

“i like to wear dem plaid shirts tucked on into my overalls”
“son, if you were der in the navy, you wouldn’t last a buck tooth dollar.”
“that navy cracker is such a white old hag!”

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