Navy Wife


one bad -ss b-tch. capable of going long periods of time without s-x while still caring for multiple children alone, buying groceries, changing her oil and shooting a .9mm with complete accuracy.
that chick must be a navy wife, who else has diapers, a scented candle, motor oil and ammo in their shopping cart?
a woman who marries a sailor in the u.s. navy for personal or financial gain. the woman then lies, cheats, and steals from the sailor either when he is at work or on deployment.
sailor 1: hey johnson, what are you doing after we get secured today?

sailor 2: well, the enterprise is pulling out tonight; so i’m gonna find a navy wife to get with.

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