nawtology
the science of striving for the three tenants of nawteism… one: to maintain lifelong virginity. two: to drive 500+ miles a day. three: to attempt to speak prophetically while drunk.
(person) oh how worthless life is… i am above the struggle.
(dude) man you’re seriously getting into that nawtology arent you?
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