Ndamukong Suh
the current defensive tackle for the nebraska cornhuskers. he was in the heisman poll, they had him at 4th. college player of the year. ap player of the year. defensive player of the year. he’s projected to be 1st overall in the next draft. he wears 93. ndamukong, means “house of spears” in his father’s native language of cameroon. his mother is from jamaica and he gets if excellent footwork from soccer, his childhood sport. he dominates and controls teams from the trenches. he is a 6’4 300 pound man who can bench press 525 pounds and can run a 4.63 in the 40 yard dash. he is within the top 10 of the greatest college athletes.
you better get a lawyer, because you are about to get suh-ed
ndamukong suh is the real suh-per man, not even kryptonite can stop him. ndamukong suh can lose his virginity and get it back, then lose it again in 5 seconds. i hate the suh-ners. -(referring to oklahoma.)
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