nealousy
the feeling you experience when, on reconnecting with an old friend/lover on the net (mysp-ce/facebook/cl-ssmates/etc), you discover that they appear to have a better career, better s-x life, nicer family or more money than you.
“remember that girl trish i went out with at school? i got in touch via facebook. turns out she got into modelling and married a millionaire. i had a serious case of nealousy.”
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