Neanderthalis Decibelus


a type of loser.
specifically a loser with a compunction to force everyone to listen to their cr-ppy taste in music, often using a lame stereo system.
if that neanderthalis decibelus doesn’t turn his volume down i swear i’m gonna shove that boombox up his r-ct-m.

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