Neapolitan

when a man and woman partic-p-te in -n-l s-x (chocolate), oral s-x, including -j-c-l-t–n (vanilla), and v-g-n-l s-x (strawberry) in the same s-xual session.
man 1: i can’t believe donna let you go neapolitan last night.
man 2: yeah, i saved strawberry for last, since it’s my favorite.
neapolitan
when you pack a bowl that contains bud, kief, and hash which resembles the icecream
that neapolitan was so dank, it put me on that next level trippin.

phil: hey bro you tryna pack a neapolitan?

stew: h-ll yea. i want to get high
a s-xual endeavor
insert p-n-s into a bl–dy vag, then insert p-n-s into b-tt, suck off to finish.
“my girl is on the rag, so i gave her a neapolitan ”

“woah, you got it in all three holes?”

“f-ck’n a”
any s-xual act including, at least, a threesome of individuals, each having a different hair color. specifically a brunette, blonde, and red head (thus resembling neapolitan ice cream).
“megan fox, scarlett johansson, and isla fisher would be one neapolitan i’d love to eat in bed.”
n. an embarr-ssing case of tan-gone-wrong, when 3 parts of your body all generate different shades of color, most notably white, pink, and brown. often resembles vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate ice cream flavors, hence the name.

neapoli-tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of south beach florida have been known to neapoli-tan and streak through miami beach attacking innocent bystanders. for the latter cases, most neapoli-tans are with a strawberry torso, vanilla legs, and of course, chocolate genitals.

the origin of neapoli-tan is widely disputed. though many theories are still debated, some have traced it’s roots as far back as the early 1700’s, in modern day kansas, where the indigenous tribes of omaha and ponca used the concept of neapoli-tan to gain the affection of the local village princess. they would often use the phrase “mein bukha hun duba choco” which translates to “look at my chocolate genitals”, to seduce the native women in their arms.

in 2007, neapoli-tan’s became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on jewtube (hebrew sister company of video sharing site youtube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is “tan in the can” where uploaders would neapoli-tan their -sses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company “the search for the best d-mn cans in the land”. jewtube was closed after company founder bernie weisman was linked to a prost-tution ring, registering under his alias “not jewish guy”

see also: neapolitics
drewsh: look at the kid! he’s got a red stomach, white legs, and chocolate genitals. that’s a neapoli-tan!

guy 1: why were you looking at his genitals?

guy 2: wait. your name’s drewsh?
an unfortunate situation in which someone suffers from a pink sock shortly after receiving -n-l bleaching. named after the popular neapolitan ice cream because of the white, brown, pink colour trend that would occur in such a circ-mstance.
“dude, i wasted a hundred bucks on that -n-l bleaching. i had a wild night and ended up getting a pink sock and now my -ss looks like a god d-mn tub of neapolitan ice cream.”
when you’ve had a big weekend of -n-l s-x and and as a result your t-rd resembles neapolitan ice cream – the brown of the faeces, the red of the blood and the white of the s-m-n.
mad dog really worked me over last night in cellblock h. i just dropped a big neapolitan in the latrine.

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