Neapolitan Tan


aka neapolitan sunburn or simply neapolitan burn, where there are three distinct shades of colour on one’s body where sunburn has affected it, thus creating brown, pink and white shades. occurs mostly on the back of the legs.
hey did you get a load of andy’s sunburn?

yeah he was left with a pretty epic neapolitan tan

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