Near Miss Porn Stomach
that intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from ‘up my -rs-‘ dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping j-zz off the keyboard
f-ck me…i was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my grandad came home early from the day centre….i had near miss p-rn stomach for f-cking hours afterwards
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