Neccamechaphilia
a hybrid of the root “necro”; a greek suffix meaning death, and the greek suffix “mech” or “mecha”; meaning machine. both suffixes are joined with “philia”; a term -ssociated with s-xual attraction or affinity towards specific objects. thus “neccamechaphilia”, is a term including “necrophilia” and “mechaphilia” into one new meaning. it is the act of stuffing a corpse into the exhaust pipe of a car, or other vehicle and continuously thrusting one’s genatalia into it until reaching maximum s-xual stimulation and finally climaxing.
this term was created in 2010 by a drunk nick c, in surrey british columbia, canada.
senior platypus: ” hey dude, what do you plan on doing this weekend with all your friends away at the cabin?”
rudi: ” i dunno man, maybe i’ll finally crack open that corpse i’ve been saving for a while…and i haven’t really christened my new car yet….”
senior platypus: “i hope your not talking about….neccamechaphilia, are you? because that’s illegal as well as unhygienic.”
rudi: “but it’s oh sooo nice. i love stuffing a bit o’ dead body into an exhaust pipe of my favorite car…and just f-cking its brains out”
senior platypus: “well, if i can’t stop you…i hope you understand the dangers of it! after the first day or two, the decomposing begins and the maggots start to appear – make sure you double-bag it….well…at least thats what i read in “the anarchist’s cookbook” anyways..”
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