Neck Back Sausage
noun: when a person is so fat that the back of their neck resembles a pack of sausages.
commonly found on fat men who shave their heads.
d-mn sam, you’re so fat that you got some neck back sausage happening back there.
how much for one of those neck back sausages?
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