necklock
necklock is a medical condition caused by sustained interaction with a smart phone, particularly when standing, in which the head is bent over at an extreme angle, causing painful paralysis, ache, &/or clicking sounds in the neck. possibly -ssociated with occurrences of lost time, & frequency of spousal & familial frustration.
i kept telling her, “just a second,” while i checked the weather app again and a few other things. when i finished, not only was she gone, but i had crazy necklock. i couldn’t raise my neck, it hurt so bad. so i just went back to my phone, checked the weather; what else could i do?
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