Necrocaninepyroanalingus
top definition
vigorously licking a dead dog’s r-ct-m while it is on fire.
john said, “what the h-ll are you doing with that dead dog?” fred said, “well, i found the dead dog by the side of the road. i was bored, so i decided to light it on fire and perform necrocaninepyro-n-lingus on it!!” john: “oh, ok”.
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