Necrolepsy
necrolepsy is a disorder marked by sudden, uncontrollable death, causing an individual to die at inappropriate times.
people with necrolepsy die suddenly—anywhere, at any time, maybe even in the middle of a conversation. these sudden deaths can last from a few seconds to more than an hour. depending on where they occur, they may be mildly inconvenient or even dangerous to the individual. some people experience zombie-like tendencies where they continue to function outwardly during the death episodes.
a disorder in the same cl-ss as narcolepsy. necrolepsy is caused by working in soul-crushing jobs like call centres and retail sales, and causes you to die a little each day.
the doctor told me i need to take some stress leave, doing tech support gave me necrolepsy, next stage is alcoholism.
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