Necromancerphelia
when a person raises a corpse from the dead using necromancy and then proceeding to have intercourse with the animated corpse. afterword you kill the zombie and bury it again. feel free to repeat this as many times as necessary.
imagine yourself stalking a helpless and beautiful woman, just waiting for the right moment to catch her at the most perfect time. you have been at her home, watching, letting yourself inside and l-sting about f-cking her re-animated corpse (necromancerphelia). that’s right, your that fuct up.
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