necrophelia
a seriously disturbing act of s-xual gratification.
omg you f-cked a dead chick!
but it wasn’t illegal.
what the f-ck are you talking about?
well she didn’t say no.
the urge to crack open a cold one.
jimmy : tom cracked open a cold one.
bob : a beer?
jimmy : nah man, some dead chick.
engaging in s-x with a dead body
fun for the whole family
“come on kids, lets go commit some necrophelia!”
“yeah!!!”
a sick b-st-rd who gets pleasure out of having s-x with a corpse.
she’d been dead for a week now. blue, pale and beginning to decompose. but to a necropheliac like james, she was the most beautiful thing in the world and his biggest fantasy.
means never having to say your sorry.
necrophelia? jolly good mate!
my d-ck is small..forgi- wait..never mind.
something i dont really do…only because it might be risky….
… “what?! when i think i’ve found the perfect rotting s-x partner, you start defining necrophilia?”
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