necrophilic

a necrophillic is an intelligent person who uses the free enviornmental method of ‘recycling’.

they make use of dead and deceased carcus’ to s-xually arouse themselves.

there are pros and cons of being a necrophillic

pros:
– recycle dead bodies
– work with a proven effective method of safe s-x (the other person isn’t even alive!)
– get turned on and have s-x for free
– about 300 years worth of people to choose from
– save countless amount of women who are still alive and do not want to have s-x
– a chance to make people who died virgins have the time of their life!
– you get a free ‘h-llo my name is and i am a necrophillic’ badge when you join the national necrophilic nice-guys -ssociaton
– cannot contract any s-xually transmitted diseases!
– if you are a quiet person, this is the job/hobby for you!
– virtually all dead bodies swallow, spew (if you make them), take -n-l, and do anything you want them to!

cons:
– might get haunted by dead people (see silent hill)
– not a good alternative if you want to start a family and have a baby
– might have some trouble putting body parts back together
– might find ‘dud’ bodies that turn to dust when you touch them
– cannot have s-x with a dead body and take it on a date to restaurants. well, you can, but there is no guarentee your partner will pay the food bill.
– cannot guarentee that if you are a heteros-xual that you will be able to determine the s-x of your dead body
– hard to find a job and get a decent pay because the taxes are high. for example grave digging tax, grave opening tax, grave lifting and maintenance tax
“ooohh, oohh jonathon draldrow (1792-1843), do you like it when i poke your pelvis with my hard genital. do you like it when i slap my genital all over your empty eye sockets? you love that, don’t `cha. that’s right jonathon, i’m a professional necrophilic”
a person who rapes corpses.
look at that grave it’s been dug up. i bet it was a necrophilic.