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• nerdopolis

  any inst-tution, e.g. university or think tank, that is well known for its intellectual rigor, mostly to the exclusion of social venues or apt-tude. i’ve decided to attend johns hopkins university, despite its reputation of being a nerdopolis.

• neurod

  a contraction of “neurotic nimrod”. neurotic + nimrod = neurod an absurdly neurotic person whose quirky hangups make them fair game to ridicule. -“kristy wrote me an email, & then three hours later she sent it again with all her own spelling corrected! what a neurod!”

• Rotten Bagpipe

  when a guy eats a girl’s brown b-tton with his tongue and, simultaneously, fingers and squeezes her l-b– together like a bagpipe; a rusty trombone that is performed on women. i gave my girlfriend a rotten bagpipe last night and she thought it was okay.

• Sidewayzed

  when a big truck pulls another truck sideways, just to prove it is bigger and better. yo i’ll tow your sh-t sidewayz or i heard you got sidewayzed.

• Sideword

  its a combination of sideways and word that represents a word that’s written sideways. its a philly/jersey dialect mixture. yo, the ad on that bus is sidewords.

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