Need a Bigger Boat


a term often used when a person sharts themselves at a party or bar but decides to suck it up and continue on with the night.
“dude, zander, are you alright?”

“no man, i’m gonna need a bigger boat.”

“what?”

“there’s been a shart attack. i can feel the liquid surrounding me but i’m gonna let it crust up and party on!”

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