need some wood?
a s-xual reference. it could mean the same as “want to get it on?”, or something to that effect.
guy: need some wood, baby?
girl: sure!
george w. bush, to john f. kerry: “need some wood?”
definition:
question usually posed to an -ss clown at a point in a conversation or relationship where the -ss clown has grossly exceeded the limits of patience and tolerance in others who were, up until that point, making every effort to engage the -ss clown in a civil discussion or relationship and indicating that the -ss clown now runs the risk of unleashing a wrath previously withheld. the target of such a question is being informed that they have descended into such utter stupidity that their only possible hope of salvation is the application of a hard piece of a tree to the side of their head (for starters.) the phrase is stated rather than asked to indicate that the -ss clown may be in imminent physical peril. usage of this phrase is similar to bam stick although usually in a calmer tone – such as the phrase “you asked for it.”
background:
asked, as if joking, by president george w. bush of senator john kerry during the second 2004 presidential debate at a point where bush knew a recent reference to timber would confuse his adversaries.
you wrecked my car again? do you need some wood?
n-gg- that jacked yo sh-t needs some wood
bush: i own a timber company?
(laughter)
that’s news to me.
(laughter)
need some wood?
(laughter)
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