Needle Noodle


male genitalia that is flaccid and skinny resembling a needle as well as floppy like overcooked pasta.
ben:”wow did you guys see chalsens needle noodle with the condom still on in seaside?”
shea:”yeah, it looked like a tapeworm”

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