NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER
a guy whose p-n-s size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying gl-ss to locate his stem, and a tweezers to m-st-rb-t-.
after 5 minutes into the s-x act, his wife asked him, “is it in, yet?”
from that point forward, he earned the name, “needled-ck bugf-cker.”
a guy who thinks his d-ck is huge, but after investingating, his d-ck is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)
such a small d-ck, that he could only f-ck a bug(c-ckroach), and still get his rocks off. poor bug would say: (hey you got a realy small d-ck. (needle d-ck bug f-cker)
a p-n-s so small that it can f-ck bugs.
holy sh-t guys, that dudes a needled-ck bugf-cker!
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