Neek

a cross between a nerd and a geek.
jon from big brother is a neek.
a word used predominantly by chavs to describe anyone with an ounce of brain or generally anyone who doesn’t listen to sh-tty monotonous r&b, wear a huge hoody and txt the guy standing nearest to him with his stolen nokia phone.

generally a neek is someone who has had some academic success, told a joke that needs a certain amount of intellect to understand or expressed a dislike to rap / r&b / garage.

a neek is someone who will grow up and go on to be successful, while the “cool” kids find out that their street cred and their stolen phones don’t mean sh-t to anybody in the real world.
chav: your such a neek
neek: -i’m going to move away now, the smell of cigarettes and saliva is repulsing me-
a cross between a nerd and a geek.
josh farley from c.b.s.c is a neek.
the word neek could be used for a geek/nerd, but it is more generally used for people who are not street wise and don’t know how to react to situations such as being threatened or bullied. it could also be used for people who try to be funny but arent, and they will usually receive a response such as “killed it”. or for someone that is deperately trying to be someones friend, also known as “begfriend” in the streets.

if you are smart, and love computers it doesn’t mean that you are a neek if you have grown up in the streets and know how to act in threatening situation and you know what to say and know how to defend yourself.

you can also be good at school, get really good grades and still not be a neek. it’s all about being street-wise and standing up for yourself.

that being said, its not bad to be a neek, it just means you dont understand the street culture.
mugger: “give my your phone”
neek: “please dont hurt me, i only just got this phone please let me keep it”
neeks is a flexible term that can be used as a noun or adjective. what it actually refers to is limitless. the key to this term is its subjectivity; its meaning is in the way it’s delivered and meant by the speaker.

neeks can often be subst-tuted where language fails. generally, though, it is a positive term that has some kind of unspoken quality, especially a creaturely quality. can also be a nickname for a beloved or good friend.

as an adjective, neeksy connotes funkiness, strange endearment, unexplainable creaturely feelings, unhuman (but not in a negative way).
1. “that’s so neeksy!”

2. “you’re just a little neeks, that’s all”

3. joe: “how are you feeling today?”
jimmy: “oh i don’t know…neeksy i guess.”

4. “look at the neeks i drew” (-shows picture of scribbles, or of a little creature-)

although the common definition is a cross between a nerd and a geek, the word actually originates from america.

black youths named other nigros who enrolled in education, neeks, as it is actually a cross between geek and nigro.

although it is now commonly misused across the world for naming someone a geek/nerd.
-tyrone: (shouts) oi, neek bre, go back to your college neek.
-neek: according to rule ’13a sub section b’ you are discriminating the human rights act, developed in 1896. i’m telling.
-tyrone: you gonna get slapped
–smash
–neeks gl-sses smash as he hits the floor.
neek, means “f-ck” in the arabic language.
yo, i got a zero on my mid-term exam! neek school!