Neel-Feet
neel-feet are feet which are extremely shiny and reflective.
i cant tell if im looking at neel-feet or some sort of foot-shaped disco-ball!
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- Rectal Myopia
the most widely used excuse given for absence from school/work. one’s inability to see one’s -ss coming in today. mr. taylor, it’s chip. i’m afraid i won’t be able to make it into the office today. i have rectal myopia.
- Rectal River
once you have proceeded in penetrating the -n-l cavity beyond its intended depths, a river of blood creeps out of the brown eye. woo ah! that rectal river over there is flooding! well i did put 12 inches of c-ck in there.
- socially immature
a euphemism for dumb as a rock, often used with small children as a means of preventing academic apathy/low self esteem. synonyms: slow different special. “they described the boy as socially immature, but not mentally disabled.”~ msnbc news on the lost boy in utah
- Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness
any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved. the law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. it is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex […]
- Schuyler Cottrell
a loud, energetic creature with opinions galore. sometimes smart, other times not, but all of the time interesting. a fun person to be around in general. that schuyler cottrell kid sure is a character.