Nee’Tard


a combination of ‘neek’ and ‘r-t-rd’, relating to the shameful, unfunny, lousy, just plain embarr-ssing things people say or do. sometimes it’s considered cool to be a nee’tard, if in the sense you make people laugh at your ‘nee’tardedness’ – so your either mad funny or an actual ‘nee’tard’. you’ve been warned.
a boy walks into school with ankle swingers. some kids shout at him;

“you’re a nee’tard!”

or

girl 1: “yesterday i farted in my sleep!”

girl 2: “eurgh, gosh you’re such a nee’tard!”

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