Neg Ferret


a person who thrives on negativity. somebody who never manages to say anything positive but can waffle on for five hours about the negative side of anything.
commonly observed in disgruntled employees.
prit: “hey, adie, we’ve got a 10% pay rise this year”
adie: “that’s rubbish – i wanted 15%. and a bonus. and a car parking sp-ce. and another laptop. this place is cr-p”
prit: “shut up adie, you’re such a neg ferret”

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